i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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