it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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