Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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