Buhtt sex?
you win again, gameday.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
