did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It's shark week go big or go home
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
And then he peed in my hair
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