Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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