how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Randomize