capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We just shotgunned beers for America
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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