I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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