Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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