Jerry, you need to find god
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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