so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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