If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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