Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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