is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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