dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
