I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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