I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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