Only a mothe r could love this liver
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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