respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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