dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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