i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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