If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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