We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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