You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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