i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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