Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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