ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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