I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
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go home
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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