I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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