Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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