Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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