So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??