this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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