Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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