I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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