She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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