I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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