my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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