do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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