how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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