i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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