May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
