we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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