Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
