you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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