Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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