"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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