I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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