suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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