I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I love you.
Bad choice
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