sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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