Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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