I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Your penis caused this!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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